Gooner Daily

I said that it was time for Arsenal Football Club to step up after two disappointing defeats and †нє club duly delivered.

It was a classic Arsenal game. Like Tottenham’s game last week, †нє first half was a masterclass. †нє second…..”Prick standing” and High Blood Pressure moments.

Prior to kickoff, there were only 3 teams with an unscathed home record…†нє Red Hell Owners, †нє Red Striped Black Pussies and †нє Villans.

†нє Newcastle Injury Syndrome of seasons past has invaded †нє Villans this season. †нє latest casualties where Gabby †нє Quick Bike Man and †нє young cunt that scored †нє second goal against †нє Red Hell Owners so there was a place for Arsenal’s living legend, Le Bob in †нє starting lineup.

†нє first half was a thing of beauty. Arsenal pressed and probed. They would have been rewarded after 30 seconds. If Hotty Pancake’s through pass arrived at ChiAmaka’s feet, it would have been a different outcome. You can forgive Hotty Pancake for that messed-up pass because he put in his best performance this season. Captain for †нє day, Banana Lomo had a chance to score but it was as weak as a simple backpass. I tend to wonder where he dropped his shooting boots. Credit will still go to him because he has compensated for his non-scoring with consistent performances.
He, Hotty Pancake and El-Rufai were ubiquitous in Villa Park.

†нє deadlock was broken by Hotty Pancake in †нє 38th minute. It was a well deserved goal. While doing a solo run from †нє left, he cut in and fired a shot through †нє legs of a defender to †нє bottom corner. I thought that Brad “His Lordship Akpo” Friedel would catch †нє ball.

†нє 2nd goal can be described with 1 simple word, TECHNIQUE. El-Rufai’s confidence is sky-high right now and he even has 9 goals to his name. When Hotty Pancake crossed †нє corner kick, El-Rufai’s eyes were fixed on †нє ball and he had only one thing in mind, a first time shot. It was exquisite! †нє best part was that he hit †нє ball on †нє ground! That was a goal Dennis Bergkamp would have been proud of.

As Mark Clattenburg blew his whistle for halftime, I grabbed my remote and changed †нє channel to MTV Base. You can never guess †нє song that was being played. Beyonce ft. Jay-Z – DE JA VU

When †нє 2nd half began, Le Bob was removed for a yoruba england wannabe and †нє below par villans entered Gordon Spark mode.

In †нє 51st minute, a young cunt that was playing because of injuries to senior players scored our flyin Fabbi. †нє goal pissed me off for three good reasons. 1. †нє world’s best left footed Chimpanzee scored us in †нє 50th minute. 2. A player weighing as much as 2 bags of rice was intentionally blocking flyin Fabbi. He was offside but †нє goal stood. 3. Flash was supposed to close †нє young cunt down.
We were 3 up when Banana Lomo sent ChiAmaka through. That was a nice toe poked goal from a player that cost us……nothing. That was his 10th goal in 21 appearances. Superb.
†нє young cunt scored again but ChiAmaka’s persistence brought Whizkhid’s first and Arsenal’s clincher.
There was no need for Glassboned vP, Wal Cunt and Wald Bezt.

Flyin Fabbi (6.9) was solid enough, †нє first goal wasn’t his fault. Flash (6.5) did okay generally, his interceptions were crucial. Timaya (7.3) played extremely well, his cross for ChiAmaka was a peach. Squisha (6.7) didn’t have much to do but his experience shone through. Kos100%tackle (6.7) anticipated well, got a broken nose and a nameless jersey for his troubles. Sabinus (6.7) decided to be a holding midfielder today. Whizkhid (7.5) played like a mature old man, popped into †нє box and settled our nerves with his first league goal. Hotty Pancake (8.5) gave us his best performance so far, he was ubiquitous, got a goal and gave El-Rufai an assist. El-Rufai’s (8.0) goal was †нє W in world class. Banana Lomo (8.0) led by example with a spirited performance, gave an assist to ChiAmaka. ChiAmaka (8.3) continued to work hard for †нє team, deserved his goal and gave an assist. Ogo Gibbsy and NwaSamba didn’t play long enough to get ratings.

So we’re still at 3rd place but we are now level on points with †нє Cashlings. November sucked for London’s biggest club. Let’s thank Edge for scoring †нє opener for #teamAkpo even if †нє goal was a porn movie acted by PowerHorse Alex. †нє Red Hell Owners ran riot against †нє Rugby Boys on White and Blue. Their Bulgazilian striker, Berbatinho scored a brace and a hattrick. That guy can trap a ball that was sent from orbit.

Well peepz, that’s a wrap.

†нє sun in Abuja reminds me of Owerri.

Let’s hope Tottenham would lead Liverpool by 2 goals in first half, then lose 3-2.

Payback’s a big ass Bitch!

Happy Sunday