So its Wednesday again. The mid point of the week. I’m supposed to have written this post early on but my BlackBerry decided to give up on me by dying around 9am. That meant that @enigma106 couldn’t call, ping, tweet or blog. Perfect

Arsenal had a chance to win the maiden trophy at the Emirates blah blah blah…..

Old News.

Leyton Orient visit the Emirates after getting a creditable draw at Brisbane Road. The team know that a victory tonight will send them to the quarter finals to play in Old Strafford against Man Utd. Man Utd is the only side that stands in between us and a league and cup double. Their loss against Carlo the Cannibal’s Cashlings will help our cause. It means that a victory in our game in hand against Twitch FC will cut the gap to one point.

They head to Anfield without their serial killer Vidic so a draw or another loss (amen!) will do our World a whole lot good.

AW the Alchemist says that our vampire for goals will miss at least 3 weeks of action. rVp was a phenom in the months of January and February. He considered goals as blood and earned the temporary nick “Robin the Vampire” because his craving to score goals can be equaled to how a vampire hunts for blood after hours at the coffin.

There are 2 players that can deputize rVp in that center forward position. The self confident Nicklas “Wald Bezt” Bendtner and the subtle Marouane Chamakh. It’s definite that both players will get a run out in rVp’s absence so it’s important that they find get their shooting boots on.

I don’t know about you but I’ve put the disappointment of Sunday’s game well behind me. I guess the bottles of ice cold Guinness clearly worked a treat.

AW the Alchemist has withdrawn Sunday’s villians from playing tonight.

Wojciech Szczesny is our number 1 now so this is a game Manuel Almunia won’t have any trouble playing. Even if I was distraught about Tehoue’s equalizer, I feel that this game will be good for Almunia in his bid to gain match fitness. I’m confident that Szszsz will be between the sticks when we host Sunderland.

Koscielny will also be “rested” for today’s game. It was him that gifted Obagoal the Carling Spoon on a platter. It was more painful when a Birmingham player nudged his head while running to celebrate with his teammates. Kos100%tackle will also take part against Sunderland. We can manage the Squisha in a game of this magnitude.

I have a hunch that AW the Alchemist will make massive changes in the squad playing tonight. Gibbsy and Farma Eboue will replace our regular fullbacks.

Miquel did well on his debut but we’re in the “business” end of the season so Djourou and the Squisha will pair up in our defense.

Song has a small knee problem so he’ll be replaced by the Diabytes infested player. Denilson will also come in for the Whizkhid.

The attacking triumvirate should be AA23, B52 and Chamakh.

My expected lineup will be

Almunia
Eboue-Squisha-Djourou-Gibbs
Denilson-TR7-Diaby
B52-Chamakh-AA23

Chamakh says that this game will be a remedy. He hasn’t scored in his last 12 games. He should make this game his own “remedy”. If you can’t score Leyton Orient how much more the big guns….

A win tonight will make us to Hell on Earth…Old Strafford. The home ground of the Red Hell Owners.

It is said that the quickest way to Hell is to sin.
If every sin amounts to one goal, I expect Arsenal to steal, kill and destroy.

That’s just 3 goals.

They can add lying and adultery.

That’ll make it 5.

Enough with the expensive jokes.

Sayonara