Cologne 0 Arsenal 4: A Taste of What’s to Come

After witnessing the Community Shield where Manchester City used their numerical advantage to beat the FA Cup and Champions League double winners *spits* with a jersey no different from Arsenal’s 06′ kit, I waited patiently to see the setup that was going to lock horns with Cologne.

My predicted starting lineup in yesterday’s was a glorious mess in comparison to the team that began the game against Cologne. Vito Mannone was between the sticks and his defense line was guarded by Thomas Vermaelen, Per Mertesacker, Kieran Gibbs and Nico Yennaris. The midfield triumvirate was manned by Francis Coquelin, the Ox and Santi Cazorla while the attacking trio was composed of Theo Walcott, Olivier Giroud and hometown hero, Lukas Podolski.

The first half was a very exciting prospect for more reasons than one. Arsenal fans were very eager to see their new boys in action and Wenger obliged by playing the three of them at the same time. There were also hopeful eyes watching Yennaris who’s tipped to be Bacary Sagna’s deputy (alongside Jenko) and the Coq that has probably been the reason why Arsenal hasn’t signed Yann M’Vila.

Coquelin drifted forward and sent a through ball to Giroud, the forward wasted no time in blasting a first-timed volley that was saved by Timo Horn in his near post. Like Costel Pantillimon when the Gunners played Manchester City in Beijing, Horn was to have the game of his life.

Cazorla’s touches were perfect to say the least and there were some butterflies in my tummy when he tricked the Cologne defense before teeing a cheeky through ball to Walcott. Horn anticipated the winger’s cutback and that threat was evaded.

A corner was lofted into the box by the Ox and the Big F*ckin Giant rose the highest to flick the ball into the six yard box. The Verminator got to the ball to nod home Arsenal’s match opener.

When Wenger signed Giroud, he proudly spoke about the forward’s intelligence and team playing ability. The latter was on display when Walcott flicked the ball to the striker’s path. Giroud cushioned the ball perfectly for Cazorla but the hobbit’s wayward shot was fired straight at Horn for an easy save.

The resulting corner from that attack was removed to safety by the Cologne defense but within seconds, the Ox waltzed with the ball into the box before he was shoved by some clumsy oaf, leaving the ref with no choice but to point to the spot.

Podolski took the spot kick and sent Horn the wrong way to put the Gunners two goals to the good.

As the game progressed, a familiar feeling arrived when Arsenal became the makers of the downfall yet again. With no pressure whatsoever, Coquelin gifted the ball to a Cologne forward that went on a mazy run taking on the entire Arsenal defense before blasting his shot wide. Mannone was rooted to the spot.

In the space of 10 minutes, Giroud had three clear-cut chances that were saved by the impressive Horn. The first was from an Ox cutback (after he executed a brilliant one-two with Walcott), the second was from a Cazorla through ball and the third was a header from point-blank range.

Despite these fluffed chances, Giroud’s predatory presence in the box was assuring and on another day, one of these chances might have crept in.

Mannone showed the kind of form that has made him Arsenal’s third choice goalie when he suffered a lapse in concentration to flap a simple shot over with the aid of his cross bar. Had he been a few inches forward, the ball might have dropped in.

Arsenal ended the half on a high when Gibbs got in behind the defense to supply Podolski with a simple cutback. The forward responded admirably by blasting the ball past Horn to make it three.

Halftime beckoned and there were many satisfied Gooners watching the proceedings in the Rhine-Energie Stadion. The three new signings had blended well with the team as the hobbit pulled the strings in the midfield, OG12 was a predator in the box and Prinz Poldi was as clinical as a surgeon.

The second have saw a large foray of substitutions in every position with the exception of Podolski, who was left on the field with probably the prospect of scoring a hat-trick against his former employers.

Wojciech Szczesny was between the sticks and he was protected by Carl Jenkinson, Johan Djourou, Laurent Koscielny and Andre Santos. Alex Song was the enforcer in the middle of the park, Abou Diaby manned the box-to-box role while Andrey Arshavin played at the tip of the midfield (surprising innit?).

The game eased off as both sides kept possession but Gervinho was suspect for his decision making in the final third yet again. Mathias Lehmann ignited the Cologne crowd when his speculative long-range effort smashed Szczesny’s bar.

The fourth goal arrived in a somewhat perplexing fashion. Gervinho did a neat one-two with Podolski in his half before burning his reserves with a bust of pace. With no one to supply a cutback to, Gervinho fooled the entire Cologne defense by hitting a shot that beat the keeper in his near post. The goal was reminiscent of his strike in the African Cup of Nations semifinal.

In the 68th minute, Podolski received a rousing reception as he left the pitch to be replaced by You-Know-Who, Robin van Persie.

His gray hair was a funny sight I must say, and he lacked that sharpness you’d expect from the Flying Dutchman. Gervinho had more chances to make the scoreline more embarrassing but as expected, his decision-making played a quick one on him yet again.

At the end, it was a befitting way to end the pre-season campaign and to give the Gunners a taste of what’s to come in the forthcoming season.

The quote of the day goes to Bhydemi Brainz,

“If Man Utd bids for RVP, we should offer to swap him for Wayne Rooney. If they reject it, we should tell the Press that we don’t understand why Man Utd doesn’t wanna sell to us.”

Food for thought, Arsene.


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About enigma106

An Arsenal fan with a good sense of humor

Posted on August 13, 2012, in Arsenal, Football, Match Report and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Nice article once again. I’ve just one reservation. ΨåS̤̈ it just ♏ë or didn’t tђξ team play I̶̲̅n̶̲̅ a 4-4-2 formation yesterday? Walcott sat quite deep and podolski ΨåS̤̈ usually running down tђξ centre of tђξ pitch. Just an observsation though. I might be wrong.

  2. Wenger should try sell RvP. dat guy’s mind is no longer at Arsenal. Didn’t u see d way he was lacklustre and selfish yesterday?…
    I’m quite sure he brought bad luck to my club…

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